Sunday, October 6, 2013

AWDU sends PaycheckFirst to a parallel dimension to silence opposition!

Wow are we glad we formed this splinter group when we did! 

It seems as if AWDU has conjured up some Necronomicon-level evil and sent Paycheck First to a parallel dimension, just to silence the dissent and continue their vanguardist hegemony. 

Luckily we survived because we knew when to abandon a sinking ship. We stuck to our principles and said, Paycheck Only!, and because of that we have survived.... for now.

Why do we say that PF is in a parallel dimension, well because despite their usual lies and distortions, they seem to be FOLLWOING THE WRONG NEGOTIATIONS.

Paycheck Fist reports that UC Management has proposed to extend the current contract until June 30th. 




Here's the problem:

THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

At least, not in this dimension.

In our spacetime management proposed that the new contract (which obviously has yet to be agreed upon) should expire on June 30th, instead of September 30th (as has been custom), three years from now. 

Paycheck First is known for its extensive fact-checking, so why would they be SOOOO wrong on this? Clearly the only LOGICAL explanation is that in order to further silence opposition AWDU has cast PF off into a parallel dimension, where in that dimension management has proposed to extend the contract until June 30th. 

Its a shitty fate, but its better than being frozen in carbonite.


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