FGA

You have heard of FAQs, Frequently Asked Questions, well this is our FGA, Frequently Given Answers. Anyone who understands politics knows that you give the answer to the question you wish you were asked, not that question you were really asked. So here then is our list of Frequently Given Answers (FGAs).

Who are you?
We are just plain and simple members with no history of being involved in the past corrupt leadership. We have no alterior motives, we only want to keep our leaders accountable to the only thing that matters: our paycheck.

No, seriously?
Yeah, would we lie to you for political gain? I think our record speaks for itself.

Why don't you go anonymous?
Because we are not afraid. Even though the leading caucus (AWDU) has sent other dissenters to parallel dimensions just to silence them, we will stand strong against the repression.

Why did you start this blog?
Because we want t a contract and we thought the only way to get a good contract is to post whiny stuff on the internet combined with fear mongering and personal attacks. Some people actually like to organize the rank-and-file, but we think that is a bad model of unionism.

What do you want?
We want HBO to bring back Carnivale! Seriously, how could they just end on such a cliff hanger like that?!?!  Oh.. also we want more money.

How did you afford the Superbowl ads?
There is no "gotcha here" we spent the $20 million out of our own pocket money for a 10 second spot on the Superbowl. We thought it was a 30 second spot, there was a miscommunication. Looking back on it we wish that we had included more than a car chase in the first 30 seconds, at least out logo or web address would have been nice. Oh well, you live you learn.

Why don't you censor comments?
Because we think that this blog is an example of how we would run the union, so there is no censorship, and everyone is accountable because we don't hide behind anonymity.

Why are you so awesome, and smart? And did we mention sexy?
Thanks. I guess we were just born that way.

Do you have a good apple-crisp recipe?
You know, we have tried numerous recipes but haven't found anything we are crazy about yet.

Isn't it fun to self-interview?
I know right?!?! We should do this more often!

Why are you still speaking in the second person when there is really only one of you- I mean us?
*cough* Gollum! *cough* My precious!!

Well I guess that answers that?....


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